Events

Join us on July 15th for open mic poetry. From 7-9PM, come express your artistic side and present words of beauty. Sign-ups begin at 6PM. We have both cocktails and mocktails available. 21+ only.

Something strange is stirring, and we want to see it.

Join us Thursday, July 16th from 6PM to 8PM for a Cursed Item Show & Tell, an evening dedicated to the weird, the haunted, and the questionably possessed.

Bring an object with a story whether it’s cursed, haunted, or just plain weird. Maybe it’s unlucky. Maybe it whispers. Maybe it just gives off bad vibes. Whatever it is, this is your chance to share its tale with a room full of fellow curious souls.

No item? No problem. Come sip, listen, and judge silently (or not) as others present their most cursed curiosities.

Expect eerie stories, unexpected laughs, and possibly a few objects that should’ve been left buried.

21+ only No cover Doors at 4PM | Show & Tell starts at 6PM

Handle with care… or don’t. That’s part of the fun.

Underworld Distillery is not responsible for lost, damaged, or stolen items.

DEVIANTS returns to Underworld Distillery for a night where beauty rots at the edges and glamour slips into something far more dangerous.

Step into the shadows with hosts Vertigo and Petunia Puddles as they guide you through an evening of dark drag, seductive burlesque, and unforgettable performances from Sami Baby, Victor Victoria, Arch Maybach, and a special guest appearance by Karma Killz, making the trip from Washington for one night only. Soundtracked by DJ Aurya and captured through the lens of The Low Light Wizard, every moment is made to haunt you long after the lights come up.

July 17th at 9:00 PM
Underworld Distillery
21+
Free Admission

Some temptations are worth following into the dark.

July 18th, we are welcoming our dear friend, Eric the Wizard, to come teach a class on Magick. Introducing Magick School - Occult Theory and Esoteric Practice.

Ever wanted to know about magick? Come and learn the methods and technologies of our mystic ancestors. Learn how to do real magick to change your life for the better. To delve into the mysteries and to witness the known and unknown. 

A class dedicated to the study of the Western Esoteric traditions. Q&A to follow.  Tip your local wizard.  Exclusive cocktail. 

July 18th

7 - 9PM

Doors at 3

No cover

21+ only

Dad Joke Night is coming to Underworld Distillery on Tuesday, July 21st.

Got a joke so bad it's good? A pun so terrible it loops back around to being hilarious? Come share your best dad jokes from 7 to 9 PM and see if you can keep a straight face while everyone groans.

No stage experience required, just bring your finest eye-roll-inducing material and a willingness to laugh at jokes that should probably stay in the garage with the lawn mower.

Doors open at 4 PM. Dad Joke Night starts at 6 PM.

21+ only.